Sorry to sound like a broken record, folks, but I had yet another baby dream last night! This one was mine, a girl, and she kind of popped out unexpectedly. Apparently, no one knew I was pregnant, including me, but it also wasn't a huge surprise. In fact, when I walked into work with my new baby, my boss actually said, in a surprisingly casual tone, "Well, I guess you can go on leave now." And then she proceeds to give me a month of maternity leave, just like that! This would never happen, even at a business that celebrates and encourages having babies and maternity leave for mothers. So while all this is going on, my new "baby" doesn't even look like a baby. She's more like a doll, a very realistic doll mind you, but one that looks more like a Cabbage Patch Kid than an actual baby.

So, who thinks I need to be analyzed?